Murphy said to his daughter
|Murphy said to his daughter, “I want you home by eleven o’clock.” She said,...
Insulted
When the husband came home from his job, he found his wife crying. “Your...
How can I believe in God when just last week…
“How can I believe in God when just last week I gotmy tongue caught...
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building…
This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign “Hans Olaffsen’s...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
A Girl Scout troop leader…
A Girl Scout troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
Job Interview
A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job. The interviewer...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...