In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Think quality
A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not...
Blonds Going to Disney World
There were two blonds on their way to Disney World.When they were getting close...
Swerve to avoid a box
|Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell...
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar…
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy,...
The Grocery Store.
A young boy had a job bagging groceries at a supermarket. One day the...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
How Many Women
After three years of marriage, Kim was still questioning her husband about his lurid...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Yo mamma’s so fat!
Yo mamma’s so fat the cops had to use “The Jaws of life” to...