Yo mamma’s so stupid…
Yo mamma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter and said...
The Scottsman!
What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?
How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...
Signs and notices 16
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant...
There were 2 old-maid sisters, both virgins…
There were 2 old-maid sisters… both virgins. It’s Friday night and Gladys looks at...