What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?
What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
If University of Waterloo ran Christmas…
|They would immediately change the name to WatMas.
WILE E. COYOTE vs THE ACME COMPANY, INC.
WILE E. COYOTE, Plaintiff v.s. THE ACME COMPANY, INC., Defendant In the United States...
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...