cross a worm and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant?Very big worm...
A fellow decides to take off early from work…
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
Penuts! Popcorn!
President Ronald Regan told this joke about Fidel Castro:Castro was addressing a large audience...
Safe sex
A teenage boy and his grandfather go fishing one day. Whilefishing, the old man...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
In good hands?
All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
Two gynecologists meet at lunch…
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning...
Eyes closed
Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed?...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....