Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for…
These two men were cellmates at state penitentiary for nine years. One day Larry...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
The newly married man came home from work…
The newly married man came home from work to find his new bride stretched...
A pregnant woman is about to give birth…
A pregnant woman is about to give birth. The doctor has her on thedelivery...
Want to be healed?
|Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when an angel appeared in...
You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven…
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven.”Sorry, old...
Actual Court Sayings!
30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth?...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...