Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Type what I tell you
|While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Who’s job is it?
What do you call a prostitute with her hand down her panties?Self-employed!
Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
Two Irish Men in A bar
There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized...
Some years ago
|Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on...
Bronze sculptures
A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...