Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?
What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage…
We, the people of Florida, are holding this election hostage.When you, the people of...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Would You Remarry?
Husband: Honey, if I died, would you get remarried? Wife: Well, I suppose so.Husband:...