fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Consultation fees
|A lawyer’s dog, running around town unleashed, heads for a butcher shop and steals...
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern…
Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
First Aid Course
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, severalbystanders ran...
Did Santa Give You That Present?
|On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...