5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Viagra
I took one of those viagra tablets the other day, it got stuck in...
The Absent Minded Doctor
A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
The name of your wife
St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
A pirate at the local bar discusses his past
|A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip…
Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They hadgone...