Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Some cute want-ads!
The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT...
Elephants
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Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Who exactly are we kidding?
But let’s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ?...