How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning
? Fertilized.
Men – Ya just can’t win!
IT’S NOT EASY BEING A GUYPity us men………If you put a woman on a...
Mixed Not!
Q: Why dont mexicans and blacks have children together?A: They’re afraid the kids will...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
Swamp Lake!
|What’s a toad’s favorite ballet?Swamp Lake!
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Irish jokes in a pub
|A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands...