What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Careful when you wish
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said “I’m...
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
Japanese management lecture
|Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
Top Things You Should Not Say To A Judge
“I got your community service right here pal!” “Boy your chamber sure does look...