Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Mice in a lightbulb?
Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two…but I...
How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse…
Q: How do you tell if you’re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher,...
Xmas Tree and Priest Alike
How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike?They both have ornamental balls.
Yo mama’s house is so small
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had...
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
A day at the beach
your mamma is so fat when she goes swimming in the ocean she gets...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...