OLD NEVER DIES 13
|OLD POSTAL CARRIERS never die, they just lose their zipOLD PRINTERS never die, they’re...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Deductive Reasoning
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to...
Osama Cave Memo
Osama Cave Memo===============Hi guys. We’ve all been putting in long hours, but we’ve really...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
Ordering fast food
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Over my dead body!
A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Jesse James
Jessie James and his gang are attacking a train outside of Oklahoma City. As...
Outhouse On Quicksand?
Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John