Fruit joke!
What have an apple and an orange got in common?Neither of them can drive...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
Smart Guys
What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread.
Bad News, Good News, Great News
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Angry Wife
A man left from work one Friday afternoon. But, being payday, instead of going...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s
Benefits of having Alzheimer’s: You can wrap your own presents. You are always meeting...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.