An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
The stranded lawyers!
Two lawyers had been stranded on a deserted island for several months.The only other...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
Bathroom?
Out on the town one night, a young lad successfully chats up an attractive...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...