Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Baby Sitting
Q: How do you babysit black kids?A: Wet their lips and stick them to...
101 Things Not To Say During Sex
But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
There is a blind man here to see you
|A nun in the convent walked into the bathroom where mother superior was taking...
How do I get across that river?
|A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river....
Landing at a hidden military base
|You’ve all heard of the Air Force’s ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
Who’s In Charge
Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500...