Suffering From Dilutions
Peter and Jim were partners in a profitable painting-contracting business. Unfortunately, they weren’t entirely...
Nuts
Two Nuts Where Walking Down The Street. One Was A Salted!
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
The loss of engines
|Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the...
New Lumberjack
A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard...
Six people were on a plane…
Six people were on a plane. A doctor, a lawyer a priest and 3...
Car Acronyms
AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig...
Been Messin’ With The Waitress
The boss at the pub went up to the bartender and asked, “Have you...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.