No Arms and No Legs
There’s a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by...
A man running a little behind schedule arrives…
A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in...
Blonde avoiding trees
|A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
No. to Make Chocolate Chip Cookies
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A1:10. One to...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Caught for speeding
|The cop got out of his car and the kid, that was stopped for...
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over…
You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out...
Slide Under The Table
A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress,...
Earmuffs
Why do blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft.
Gender and computers
|Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are...