Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Blondie Gets A Haircut
A blonde girl goes into a hair salon and she’s wearing earphones connected to...
How does every ethnic joke start?
How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.
The Frog Scientist
There was this not too bright scientist doing a study on how frogs respond...
Mickey: No Divorce From Minnie
The judge said to Mickey “I can not grant you a divorce from Minney,...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends…
An old rabbi is talking with one of his friends andsays with a warm...
Painting in the nude.
Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last...
2 Docs on a Date.
At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!