New officer efficiency
|These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers)....
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Qualifying for Heaven
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious
You didn’t find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed...
Riddle me this???
Q: Which part of a vegetable can you not eat?A: The Wheelchair!
Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Deep Cuts
Doctor, don’t cut so deep. That’s the third operating table you’ve ruined this month!
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
Shared Decision Making
My wife and I have an agreement that works… She is responsible for the...