See Model Home
Real estate man: Would you like to see a model home?Man: I sure would,...
Bathroom troubles
|Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Dog jokes 06
|Q: What kind of meat do you give a stupid dog?A: Chump chops!Q: How...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Cat joke
What kind of cereal do cats eat? Mice Crispies!
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
How much for all night?
|The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office. “What seems to be the problem?”...