Waiting to be sized
An old woman walks into a drug store and asks the young man behind...
For some light refreshment!
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Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
Why is psycho- analysis so much easier for men rather than women?
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Pantyhose
Q. How many animals can you get into one pair of pantyhose? A. Several....
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar…
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night...
The Eighteen Bottles
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Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
One equal to one half
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Wrong Finger
I saw my old girlfriend the other day and she had her wedding ring...