Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
Mothmatics
|What do insects learn at school?Mothmatics!
Chinese and Spielberg
A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Famous Sports Quotes.
Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: “I want all the...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
If god had wanted us to run around naked…
If god had wanted us to run around naked,we would have been born that...