Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Why cannot Miss Piggy count to 70?
Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70? – Because she gets a frog stuck...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
IDEAL DATE
Age IDEAL DATE 17 He offers to pay 25 He pays 35 He cooks...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Snake joke
First snake:I hope I’m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...
A new contraceptive
Aspirin makes a great contraceptive. Jhold it between your knees.
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...