He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Three. one to screw...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders…
A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.”Where is God?”The room was filled with...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
The Wish…..
There was this boy that lived with his mother.One night the boy woke up...