Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
Some quick thinking!
A man and a woman meet at bar one day and are getting along...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie…
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. “You...
The incredibly dumb
|AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership”. He...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Glazed
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
The Office Christmas Party
What I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the...