Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
The Diaper
One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
Sure signs it’s your last day at work.
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?”, you...
Black Peas???
How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
The Pope vs. the Queen
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of...
Exercing control
There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of...