How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
How can you tell soap operas are fictional? – In real life, men aren’t...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Spinster’s Three Wishes
The old spinster was rocking on her front porch with her tomcat at her...
Why David Killed Goliath
Do you know why David killed Goliath and then decapitated him? He wanted to...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Breaking News
Q: What did the blonde do when she locked her keys in her car?A:...