Insult Collection #2
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Chess Nuts
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the...
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
He Said She Said
He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to...
Three religious truths
There are three religious truths:1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.2. Protestants...
Magician and Parrot
Magician and Parrot A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean....
The Feline Diet
|Most diets fail because we are still thinking and eating like people. For those...