Which of the following lines will do a better job…
Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man...
The Hollywood/English Dictionary
VERBS:to schmooze = befriend scumto pitch = grovel shamelesslyto brainstorm = feign preparednessto research...
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?
What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet? The Captain’s log.
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
Only One Sale?
A keen country lad applied for a salesman’s job at a city department store....
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Chicken jokes 01
|Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?A: Because chickens hadn’t evolved yet Q:...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...