If the NSA ran Christmas…
|Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access...
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
Quiz Show
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show, where you have...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Reptiles!
|What kind of tiles can’t you stick on walls?Reptiles!
So old…
Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get...
Tracks In The Woods
Three blondes were walking through the woods when they came upon aset of tracks.”Looks...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...