Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Redneck Driver’s License Application
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Perks of being over 40…
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Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game…
The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe...
The problems with golf
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Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...