Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
It was laying limp in my hand…
It was laying limp in my hand. It was very long, kind of thin....
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
A man enters a barber shop for a shave…
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
Presidential Promise
The president was trying to keep his presidential promise by puttingmore women on his...
Ant jokes 03
|Where do ants go to eat?At a restaurant!What do you call an ant with...