Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Digital clock
Q: What did the digital clock say to his mother? A: Look ma no...
Men advising women
|Advice From Men To Women…Never buy a ‘new’ brand of beer because ‘it was...
It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
I can hear clearly now…
Dave: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.Mary: Are you wearing...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
A small boy walks into his mothers room…
A small boy walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.”Mummy, mummy, what...