Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best,...
No. to Change Lightbulb
Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?A1: “What’s a lightbulb?”A2:...
After years of psychotherapy…
After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believeshe is a grain of wheat. However,...
I just had a dream about it
|A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told...
A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
A man was taking his wife…
A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...