100′s of Bumper Stickers
“The gene pool could use a little chlorine.”"All generalizations are false.”"Change is inevitable, except...
Grass Sandwich
At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden...
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test
14 Things to do While Taking a Driver’s Test1. Turn the radio on. When...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans
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A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
GIRL’S CONFESSION
GIRL’S CONFESSION The priest leaned closer to hear the girl’s confession. “So me andmy...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...