In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
My Car Is Shtolen!
An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key...
What was the First Commandment?
What was the First Commandment?”Adam, eat my pussy.”
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”?
Heard about Salman Rushdie’s sequels to “Satanic Verses”? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard,...
3 Old-Timers…
Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.”Sixty is the...
Fulfilling a promise
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought hisashes home....
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
Bad Day?
When you’re having a bad day and it seems like people are trying to...
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?
What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...