Stop being late to work
|Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Fish cost a fortune
|Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment –...
A little change
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best...
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months…
A divorced woman had been on her own for several months and wasstarting to...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Doing this great deed
A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that...
Ethical software group
|SEVEN SOFTWARE COMPANIES ADDED TO “WATCH LIST”New York, NJ, Nov. 11 — People for...