How do you make love to a fat girl?
How do you make love to a fat girl?Roll her in flour and go...
bump the gatepost again
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Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Cat jokes 01
|Q: How do you know if you cat’s got a bad cold?A: He has...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...