Anniversary Gift
With their 30th wedding anniversary approaching, Ron asks his wife, Sylvia, what she wants...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Clever Teacher
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow’s final exam. “Now class,...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
You might be a redneck if…beer
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.
Tough job
A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor. “Why?”...
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher…
The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two...
I’m Cured!
A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer,...
God Meets Bureaucracy
God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was...