Men and blondes
Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Little johnny at school 2
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him...
Emotional extremes
|The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish...
The American tourist in Dublin
|The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food....
How much will this cost me?
|Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
What\’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?A carrot! (boom tish!!)
The Irish Virus
An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the “IRISH VIRUS”. As we don’t have...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...