Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
What’s sillier
John : I don’t know what to buy – a cow or a bicycle.Peter...
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip…
A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip.Upon arriving, he is visibly...
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Dog story
A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other...
Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
My Only Extravagance
“Okay,” said the wife, “I’ll admit I like to spend money, but it’s the...
How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?
Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?...