A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room…
A straight guy and a gay are in the men’s room and the straight...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Coffee Time
Q: How does Mrs. Abdul Jabbar like her coffee?A: With Kareem!!!Q: What does it...
Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
Another ethnic joke
A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a...
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession…
There once was a young Irish woman who went to confession. Upon entering the...
A bullfrog!
|What kind of bull doesn’t have horns?A bullfrog!
8 boys
A woman had 8 children, all of them boys. So, one day a magazine...