Marriage quotes 01
|All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems.Did you...
More Your Mommas
Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don’t come...
Wanting a larger…
Once there was this guy, lets call him Fred, who had a very small...
Yo mama has
one leg and a bicycle. 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses. so much...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Two Corpuscles
Did you hear about the two blood corpuscles named Romeo and Juliet?They loved in...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?
How do you get a one armed MAN out of a tree?Wave at him.
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-pound…
One of the life’s mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a...