A woman’s dictionary
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Cross mouse cards!
|What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?Cross mouse cards!
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
Kewl Job Application!
Q.- NAME:A.- Iam ApplyinQ.- DESIRED POSITION:A.- Reclining. Ha ha. But seriously, whatever’s available. If...
I have a big problem
|Bill and Boris are taking a break from a long summit. Boris says to...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
Iraqi Pilots
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter...