Snowman and a vampire?
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?Frost-bite!
Dog with one eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said “Look at...
Wrong floor
Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one of the firm’s new secretaries....
If You Love The Lord
The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw...
redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
Farts With Lumps
The teacher asked little Johnny to use the word ” definitely ” in a...
How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?
Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in...
Blonde Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator,...
60 mintues
Yo momma id so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes!