Clearing it
A very drunk man in a bar tells the bartender and everyone that issitting...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Blonde and screen door
What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy…
Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church...
I live in the flat above Paddy
|A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, “What’s your...
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called…
Larry’s barn burned down, and Susan, his wife, called the insurancecompany …Susan: We had...
IRS
The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under...
Best Friend
A guy is sitting at a bar, throwing back glass after glass of scotch....
Biblical Ways of Getting a Wife
The Top 16 Biblical Ways To Acquire A Wife16. Find an attractive prisoner of...