Millennia Year Application Software System (MYASS)
This memo is to announce the development of a new software system which will...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
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It was obvious
After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to...
What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Notice of a Class Action Suit
I was wondering if anyone else is having a problem with the Carbon Based...
George Carlin funnies!
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Grenade pin
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like...