What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE; GERTRUDE, SOPHIA, AND HARRIET....
Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!!
TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How...
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Everywhere this lady went, nobody wanted to talk to her, no one ever asked...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
When Reaches Orgasm
Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A1: She drops her nail-file!A2:...
grasshopper with no legs
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Mirror, mirror
Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs...
Competition of a nation
|The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if...