What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one?
What did one of the blonde’s legs say to the other one? Between you...
Defining Confusion!
Q: How do you define confusion??A: A blind lesbian in a fish market!
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Proffessional Acquantance
A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of...
Telephone accident
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !Sent by Bob
High military ranks
|When little Reggie was inducted into the Army, he was advised to act tough.”That’s...
Harmonica jokes
|Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...